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Oops. Did I Say That Out Loud? (entry level to management)
at CORConcepts Inc. in Tysons Corner, VA
SEEKING WORK ETHIC, PEOPLE SKILLS, POSITIVE ATTITUDE...
Oh, and a good sense of humor…everything else we can teach. CORConcepts Inc., is hiring for entry level sales and marketing positions.
THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK
1. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard
to pronounce.
2. How about never? Is never good for you?
3. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate
yourself in public.
4. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
5. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word
you're saying.
6. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
7. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and
stupid.
8. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
9. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're
an artist.
10. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
coincidental.
11. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
12. Oh I get it. .. like humor... but different.
CORConcepts is hiring to train ENTRY LEVEL account reps for management. Our advancement policy is 100% promotion from within, so every candidate begins advancing from the same position. (www.corconcepts.net )Job Requirements
Our company policy is to train people we like from scratch, so only send your resume if the following applies:
1. You have a sense of humor (see above for reference)
2. People often tell you how much they like you
3. You work harder than everyone you know
We plan to double in size again within the next year, and will only invest our time and training resources into those who will contribute to this growth. We currently have offices in the DC, Philadelphia, Detroit, Houston, and New York markets.
ABOUT OUR POSITIONS: Please visit www.corconcepts.net/opportunities.html to learn more about our position and training program.
Please review the website before you call. Then send your resume to [Click Here to Email Your Resumé]. Additional questions can be directed to Marney at 703.388.2890.
CORConcepts Inc. is an equal opportunity employer. We do not discriminate on the basis of race, creed, sex, or age. Pay based upon performance. All advancement occurs from within the company. This job involves face to face sales of services to new business or residential prospects. We apologize but only those selected for an interview will be contacted. We wish you the best of luck in your career search!
Oh, and a good sense of humor…everything else we can teach. CORConcepts Inc., is hiring for entry level sales and marketing positions.
THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK
1. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard
to pronounce.
2. How about never? Is never good for you?
3. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate
yourself in public.
4. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
5. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word
you're saying.
6. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
7. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and
stupid.
8. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
9. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're
an artist.
10. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely
coincidental.
11. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
12. Oh I get it. .. like humor... but different.
CORConcepts is hiring to train ENTRY LEVEL account reps for management. Our advancement policy is 100% promotion from within, so every candidate begins advancing from the same position. (www.corconcepts.net )Job Requirements
Our company policy is to train people we like from scratch, so only send your resume if the following applies:
1. You have a sense of humor (see above for reference)
2. People often tell you how much they like you
3. You work harder than everyone you know
We plan to double in size again within the next year, and will only invest our time and training resources into those who will contribute to this growth. We currently have offices in the DC, Philadelphia, Detroit, Houston, and New York markets.
ABOUT OUR POSITIONS: Please visit www.corconcepts.net/opportunities.html to learn more about our position and training program.
Please review the website before you call. Then send your resume to [Click Here to Email Your Resumé]. Additional questions can be directed to Marney at 703.388.2890.
CORConcepts Inc. is an equal opportunity employer. We do not discriminate on the basis of race, creed, sex, or age. Pay based upon performance. All advancement occurs from within the company. This job involves face to face sales of services to new business or residential prospects. We apologize but only those selected for an interview will be contacted. We wish you the best of luck in your career search!
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