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Full-time Marketing Firm Seeks Entry Level Vin Diesel Fans

at Archetype Solutions Inc. in Huntington, NY

Archetype Solutions, Inc. is a “direct outsourced sales and marketing firm”. What does that mean? Direct: We engage in face to face sales. Outsourced: Fortune 500 companies hire us to be the driving force of revenue for their businesses. We specialize in current customer retention and new customer acquisition.

Archetype Solutions, Inc. is rapidly growing. We are interviewing many candidates, in efforts to find HARD WORKING, AMBITIOUS, PROFESSIONAL candidates, with a great SENSE OF HUMOR (see below) to aid in this expansion.

1. When Vin Diesel jumps in a lake he doesn’t get wet the water gets Vin.

2. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.

3. Vin Diesel makes onions cry.

4. Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

5. Vin Diesel has no hair because it is to afraid of him to grow.

6. When Vin Diesel does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

7. Vin Diesel is on first name basis with Mr-T.

8. Vin Diesel Does not sleep. He waits.

9. Remember, it takes forty-four muscles for Vin Diesel to smile, but only two to destroy an orphanage.

Over the past year, the second biggest telecommunications company in America has been keeping us very busy. Recently a second client has turned to us for our services, right here in Long Island. We actually had to move a few marketing professionals in from Washington, D.C. to help with this work overload.

Job Requirements

Archetype Solutions, Inc. is aggressively seeking out their new trainees that can quickly move into MANAGEMENT positions to oversee our expansion markets. Our Fortune 500 clients do not want us to stay on just one island, but to start expanding nationwide.

If YOU are interested in:

*business development and management

*human resources

*finance

*recruiting

*sales and marketing

*teamwork

THEN: send your resume to [Click Here to Email Your Resumé] or call Annabel at 631.421.8231.

Archetype Solutions Inc. is an equal opportunity employer. We do not discriminate on the basis of race, creed, sex, or age. Pay based upon performance. All advancement occurs from within the company. This job involves face to face sales of services to new business prospects. We apologize but only those selected for an interview will be contacted. We wish you the best of luck in your career search!



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